Make getting in shape suck so much less with CARROT's hilarious fitness app. ** Featured by Apple, Good Morning America, NY Times, USA Today, CNN, Wired, CNet, & more! **CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race. She will do whatever it takes - including threatening, inspiring, ridiculing, and bribing you - to make this happen.You will get fit - or else.---7 Minutes in Hell WorkoutEmploying SCIENCE™ to compact an hours-long workout program into just 7 sweat-and-pop-culture-soaked minutes, CARROT will train you personally on exercises like Mt. Doom Climbs, Celebrity Face Punches, and Dragon Mating Dances. You get 30 seconds for each of the 12 punishing exercises,* with 10 seconds of rest in between just in case you need to hydrate, catch your breath, or vomit into a bucket.This diabolical interval workout can be completed anywhere, at any time, so you have no excuse not to be in fighting shape when the Robopocalypse begins.*12 additional exercises can be unlocked via in-app purchase.---Lose (or Gain) Weight In StyleAre you ready to have so much fun tracking your weight that you'll actually look forward to hopping on your scale? All you have to do is punch in your current weight, then sit back and let CARROT pass judgment upon you.WARNING: If you blimp up or slim down too much, CARROT will be upset. When CARROT is upset, she gets mean. When CARROT gets mean, there is a 74.9% chance that she will make you cry.---Claim Your RewardsIf you work out and slough off those extra pounds, CARROT will reward you with fabulous prizes like app upgrades, cat facts, and permission to watch your friend eat a bag of potato chips.Track Your Awesomeness Because math is hard, CARROT will do all the number-crunching for you. See how many steps you've taken today, chart your weight loss on a pretty graph, view your workouts on a calendar, and more!And because CARROT syncs with Apple's Health app, she can save your weight and workout data to the HealthKit database. She can also monitor fitness activity logged with other HealthKit-compatible apps, even when you're not actively using her.---Features:- Work out with a hilarious AI construct- Enjoy 3+ hours of spoken tips, encouragement, and ridicule- Travel through time, protect your property from hobos, and appease an elder god in 12 original, never-before-seen exercises- Get 12 additional exercises via in-app purchase- Apple Watch app that serves as a heads-up display for your workout- Record your weight up to once a day- Bond with your cute & cuddly meatbag avatar- Level up and unlock rewards for getting fit- Set reminders so you'll never forget a workout- Track your weight progress on a pretty graph- Set a goal weight that you'll likely never meet- See how many steps you've taken today- Check your BMI to determine if you're still obese- Sync data with Apple's Health appDon't make CARROT angry. Download her immediately!--- Have feedback? CARROT would love to hear from you!support@meetCARROT.comhttp://www.twitter.com/CARROT_apphttp://www.facebook.com/CARROTapp
You’re a startup founder building the world’s first sentient supercomputer!
Slide either left or right to train your AI, handle the bizarre requests of Silicon Valley residents, and explore parallel universes.
If you can keep your employees, your investors, the government, and the internet from tearing apart the fabric of society, then maybe you''''ll actually bring about the Singularity.
But you''''ll probably just get arrested by the FBI. Or kidnapped by an obsessed superfan. Or consumed by a swarm of nanorobots.
- Hilarious branching story overflowing with sci-fi weirdness.
- Level up your dumb-as-rocks AI to the point where she’s millions of times smarter than every human who ever lived, combined.
- Every time you play, you start in a new parallel universe; most are pretty similar to ours, but some have… diverged.
- Meet characters like a hipster, an elder god, and a naked time traveler.
- Learn how AI really works - and all the ways it can be both good and bad for humanity.
- Find all 52 unique endings, such as the one where your cat Captain Whiskers enslaves humanity.
- Music made by an actual artificial intelligence (ha ha, machines are coming to take all your jobs).
Apps starring the AI construct CARROT have been featured by Apple, The New York Times, Good Morning America, and Wired, and are beloved by millions of meatbags the world over.
* Note: iPhone 5, iPod Touch 6, iPad mini 2, iPad Air or later recommended.